Merger Fails: Rise of the Sponge Commander - Merge Heroes Titans

​https://ans32.com/game/merge-heroes-titans​

tırpan

Quickly! We have to run now, Chick! The countdown has already begun!

civciv

What countdown, Sickle? Didn't that crazy commander just call this a "fusion dance"?

vargos

(in a calm tone)

Not dance, fusion. Efficiency Protocol 7-Beta. The fusion of two Level 1 Swordsmen and Archers like yourselves should, theoretically, yield one Level 3 Heavy Paladin or one Rhythmic Acoustic Ranged Unit.

tırpan

The 'or' part makes me nervous, Vargos. I have arrows! Why would I become a Paladin? The helmet makes me itch.

civciv

I have a sword too, but I don't want to fuse! I was dreaming about french fries last night. I think I'll turn into a giant potato after the fusion.

vargos

Potato, sword, bow... these are insignificant details. The real issue is this.

tırpan

What, what is the real issue?

vargos

The key to that new world that will open with the fusion energy of you two. The super soldier who will stop the ice giants in Sector 9.

civciv

So, you're sacrificing us?

vargos

Not a sacrifice. It's just a stepping stone. Plus, you know, this fusion process affects me too.

tırpan

How does it affect you? Do you get even angrier?

vargos

No. Every successful fusion is a step for my own fusion. Tomorrow, I will fuse with 5 Heavy Paladins and... become the universe's most powerful commander, the Merge Lord. And the count is over. The fusion has begun!

(A loud, malfunctioning sound)

civciv

What was that sound? That's not a Paladin sound!

tırpan

Look at Vargos! He's fusing! Did you plug it into the wrong socket, Vargos?

vargos

(panicked)

No! I... I gave the connection not to the archer, but to my own unit! Oh, no! Am I... am I transforming into the power of the Paladin fusion?

civciv

You? What are you becoming?

vargos

(his voice becomes mechanical)

...fu... sion... fail... ed... Commander Vargos, with the power of 5 Paladins... is turning into a Level 6 Dish Sponge!

The inspiration for this adventure is the game Merge Heroes Titans.

You can find the game link in the description.

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