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Prepare yourself for a journey into the heart of the Whispering Woods, a place where the line between peace and pandemonium is thinner than a spider's silk! Our story centers around Grizzlus the Grump, a colossal grizzly bear whose only desire is the perfect, uninterrupted hibernation. He’s not a monstrous villain, just a creature desperately seeking the deepest, most blissful slumber the frozen forest can offer. But his tranquil dreams are shattered, absolutely annihilated, by a cacophony of miniature mayhem emanating from the Hedgehog Huddle, an unstoppable, party-loving gang of spike-covered terrors!


These aren't your typical, timid hedgehogs; this is the Quill Clan, led by the ridiculously energetic, neon-mohawked Sonic-Boom Spike and his entourage of tiny troublemakers. They've set up camp right next to Grizzlus's ancient, moss-covered den, their woodland rave a relentless assault on his delicate eardrums. Imagine a thousand tiny, high-pitched party horns and a relentless beat that thumps right through the forest floor! Grizzlus has tried everything—polite requests, stern growls, even a strongly worded note carved into a birch tree—but the party simply refuses to stop. His patience has evaporated like morning dew in a heatwave.


This is where you, the player, step into the colossal paws of Grizzlus, wielding a truly magnificent, ice-forged Hockey Stick of Vengeance. The game's style is an exaggerated, physics-based arcade spectacle, a glorious blend of launch-and-distance mechanics mixed with over-the-top character animations. It’s less about finesse and more about raw, cathartic power. Your mission, which you absolutely must choose to accept, is to launch the annoying Quill Clan members as far as the winter wind will carry them. Each hedgehog, with its unique size and density—from the tiny, helium-light Pipsqueak Pete to the surprisingly dense, metal-plated Iron-Quill Iggy—presents a different flight challenge!


Every swing of the hockey stick is a power play! Hold, charge, and release to send your troublesome targets soaring into the stratosphere. The true genius lies in the skill enhancement and bonus system. As you successfully clear levels and achieve mega-distance launches, you'll collect sparkling Acorn Bonuses and mysterious Forest Power-Ups. These aren't just trinkets; they’re game-changers! You can upgrade your "Bear Strength" for harder hits, unlock the 'Titan's Slapshot' ability for a devastating launch, or equip the legendary 'Aura of Absolute Silence' which temporarily calms the wind resistance. Mastering the angle and the power gauge is crucial, turning each launch into a delicate yet explosive science. You'll need to calculate trajectories over towering Pine Peaks and through treacherous Blizzard Bluffs.


The competition is fierce, though often one-sided. Every level introduces a new, hilariously escalating challenge: maybe it’s a time-limited 'Party Pooper' mode where you must clear a certain number of party-goers before the sun rises, or a 'Precision Strike' challenge where you must land a hedgehog exactly on a distant, glowing mushroom. The ultimate goal is to cement your legacy as the undisputed Winter Forest Champion! Can you restore the natural order of rest and silence? Will the Quill Clan finally learn the meaning of a 'quiet night'? Dive into this thrilling airborne action adventure now! It’s simple to pick up, fun to master, and absolutely packed with hilarious hedgehog-launching chaos. Embrace your inner Grump and claim the title of the one and only Bear Hockey Expert! Get ready for the swing of a lifetime!

📋 Instructions

Press the arrow button to swing and the same button to send the hedgehog flying!

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